Today's Strawberry Letter snatched the wigs of so many women out there. What to do with a man with a small package!?
In this letter a woman writes to Steve and Shirley about a man she is dating, who on the outside is big and strong, but down below "he couldn't even hurt a fly." While she feels he possess great qualities, he still lacks the "thunder down under." What is a girl to do?
Take a look:
Dear Steve and Shirley,
I've been dating this 6'4, tall drink of water for a few months. He is honest, generous, humorous and fun to be around. We decided it was time to take the next step in our relationship since we have been flirting and making suggestive comments to each other for weeks. So we did the deed, if you get my drift and let me tell you, you cannot judge a book by its cover. With all of his tall and chocolately goodness, he is not packing a thing. I mean he couldn't even hurt a fly. I couldn't use any of my normal tricks because he couldn't stay in the game. Every time that I tried my swivel in the hip move, he slid out of bounds. My ex-boyfriend is is from the "Motherland" and some stereotypes are very true, so it's hard for me to go from an anaconda to a gardener snake. Another thing, he talked non-stop while we were getting busy. "Whose is it?" Do you like that? Did you want me when you first saw me?" I mean, really!? Only men that are bringing it are allowed to talk smack and as questions. Steve and Shirley, I need you alls advice. What do I do with little fella? How important is great sex in a relationship? I cannot fake it again, but I also don't want to leave him over something so little. No pun intended.
Ugh, tough decisions! We've discussed time and time again how important sex is in a relationship. What should she do?
Take a listen to what Shirley and Steve have to say:
What do you think?
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