Dear Steve and Shirley,
I'm a 45 year old single man and recently my mama's 65 year old best friend asked me to come by her house to do some handy work. Well, after doing some yard work she asked me to come inside to get some water and take a break. I noticed she was in her bath robe. She said she was about to take a shower and I could join her if I wanted too. I was in a slump, so I went for it. Tommy, mind you, she may be 65, but she is fine as heck and I’ve always had a crush on her. She put it on me like I ain't ever had it put on me before. It's been 2 months now and I think I'm in love with her! Here’s the problem... Now she wants to tell my mama that we’ve been messing around! What should I do? My mama will kill me.